I was wondering, why do I sometimes write as if a was a four year old? Well, I figured because it was more attractive. But in reality, it made me look like a fool. But, I don”t really care. So, I will still use silly words and bad grammar. As well as poor spelling. But does it really matter? It might be perceived as I wasn’t a good communicator. And also if I talk about random things such as : candy ciggarettes rule (which they do). It’s perfect, but the subject is foolish and random. Now if I said : the economy sucks. Then it is the same but about a more mature subject, therefore making me look more mature. If you were wondering, I am not mature most of the time. So don’t be fooled. I am very childish and sensitive.

I like to write like a four year old because it emphasizes the humor. If I said : lawl omg tehts zo phunny liek lawl hahaaha i p’d mah pants, it’s more humorous then : Laugh out loud. Oh my god, thats so funny. Laugh out loud. I urinated my pants. It is funnier the less mature way. Well, actually it is because it is so serious.

I will write appropriately if I feel it is necessary to. Other than that I will be a very immature four year old.

Thank you,

Conner